THE DOCTOR.........because he says "Take your clothes off!"
 
 THE DENTIST........because he says "Open wide!"
 
 THE MILKMAN........because he says "Do you want it in the front or back?"
 
 THE HAIRDRESSER....because he says "Do you want it teased or blown?"
 
 THE INTERIOR DECORATOR...because he says "Once it's in, you will love it!"
 
 THE BANKER.........because he says "If you take it out too soon, you will lose
		    interest!"