There were a group of California 3rd grade boys at school. They decided that
they would compare their private parts. So they all pulled them out, and the
one Texan's private parts were two times larger than the Californian boys.

That night when he went home he asked his dad if his private parts were larger
than the Californian boys because he was from Texas. His dad replied, "No, son.
It's because you're 15."