This guy is at the airport waiting for his flight which leaves a 6:00 but he
has forgotten his watch, so he looks for someone to ask the time. He spots this
guy walking past carrying 2 suitcases and sporting this fabulous hi-tech watch,
so he asks him for the time. The guy replies, "Sure, which country?" Our fella
asks, "How many countries have you got?" to which the reply is "All the
countries in the world!"

"Wow! That's a pretty cool watch you've got there."

"That's nothing. This watch also has a GPS facility, fax, e-mail and can even
receive NTSC television channels and display them on its miniature active color
pixel LCD screen!"

"Boy, that's incredible. I wish I had a watch like that one... You wouldn't
consider selling it by any chance?"

"Well, acutually the novelty has worn off by now, so for $900, if you want it,
it's yours!"

Our watchless traveller can hardly whip out his cheque book fast enough, and
hands over a cheque for $900.

The seller takes off the watch and gives it to him. "Congratulations, here is
you new high-tech watch!" and then handing the 2 suitcases over as well he
says, "and here are the batteries!"