Two guys are in an elevator and all of a sudden the power dies and they get
 stuck in the elevator in the dark. After a few minutes, one of the guys says,
 "Well, since it seems like we're going to be here for a while, might as well
 get to know each other. I'm about 6'2". I weigh about 220 pounds. I have a 12
 inch penis. And my name is Turner Brown."

 He hears the other man shudder and asks him what is wrong. The man replies in
 a terrified voice, "Nothing."

 "Are you scared of me, or something?" Turner asks.
 "Yes."
 "Why, because I'm 6'2"?"
 "No."
 "Because I weigh 220 pounds?"
 "No."
 "Because I have a 12 inch penis?"
 "No."
 "Because my name is Turner Brown?"
 He hears the other man sigh heavily and he says, "Oh, thank God! I thought you
 said turn around!"