"TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND"

10. Cats' facial expressions.
9.  The need for the same style of shoes in different colours.
8.  Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.
7.  Fat clothes.
6.  Taking a car trip without trying to beat your last time.
5.  The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell.
4.  Cutting your bangs to make them grow.
3.  Eyelash curlers.
2.  The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.

And the Number One thing only women understand:

1.  Other women.