A newlywed couple was on their honeymoon. Before hopping into bed, the bride
 said to the g room, "Honey, please be careful... You know I am a virgin." The
 groom was shocked and replied, "What in the hell do you mean by that? I am
 your third husband for Christ's sake!" The bride replied, "Well, my first
 husband was a psychologist and all he wanted to do was talk about it; my
 second husband was a gynocoligist and all he wanted to do was look at it; and
 since you are a lawyer, I know I'll get screwed!"