Pick Up Lines 1. If I follow you home, will you keep me? 2. Pardon me, but may I attempt to seduce you? 3. Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can easily see myself in your pants. 4. Tomorow morning, do you want me to call you or nudge you? 5. My face is leaving in fifteen minutes. Be on it. 6. Do you have a quarter? Cuz I promised I would call my mother as soon as I fell in love. 7. Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number; can I borrow yours? 8. Excuse me, is that semen in your hair? 9. That shirt is very becomming on you. Of course if I were that shirt I would be coming on you, too. 10. Pez? 11. I heard milk was good for your body, but damn! You must drink gallons at a time! 12. I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. 13. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? 14. Come over here and sit on my lap - we can talk about the first thing that pops up. 15. Excuse me, ma'am, is that dress felt? Would you like it to be? 16. The voices in my head say you should go out with me... 17. Person A: I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Person B: No. Person A: Well then, please start. 18. Have you ever been licked until tears rolled from your eyes? 19. I've got the ship, you've got the harbor... What say we tie up for the night? 20. A: Did it hurt? B: What?!?!?! A: When you fell from the sky as an angel!