You Know You're Hooked When:

 Your wife wants a diamond for her birthday, and you get her a Diamond Stealth
 Video Card.

 You're having sex and it reminds you of how it must feel to be a floppy disk
 going into your new drive.

 You know what PPP, SLIP, HTML and FTP mean, but damned if you can remember
 your wife's maiden name.

 "Not tonight, I have a headache" has been replaced with "Not tonight, I
 finally got connected".

 You sit in front of the television... trying to type at a keyboard.

 You "right click" on your wife's nipples.

 The "cute name" for your member has changed to "Joystick" and you pretty much
 handle it the same way.

 You can tolerate the hemorrhoids, as long as you're on the Net.

 When someone yells out "What's for supper?" you do a search for SUPPER.COM.

 Whenever your wife mentions "protection," it reminds you to get a keyboard
 protector.

 You finally save up enough to visit the Grand Canyon, and you can't help but
 wonder how it would look on a 21" SVGA.

 You wonder if you can install your own fiber optics telephone line to your
 server.

 You get an erection when looking at computer upgrades.