An Irishman, an Englishman, and Claudia Schiffer were sitting together in the
 compartment of a train going through Tasmania.

 Suddenly, the train went through a tunnel, and the compartment went completely
 dark. Next there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When
 the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia and the Irishman were sitting as if
 nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as if he
 had just been slapped.

 The Englishman was thinking - The Irish fellow must have kissed Claudia and
 she missed him and slapped me instead.

 Claudia was thinking - The English fella must have tried to kiss me and
 actually kissed the Irishman and gotten slapped for it.

 The Irishman man was thinking - This is great. The next time the train goes
 through a tunnel I'll make another kissing noise and slap that English bastard
 again.