A nun and a priest were halfway across the desert when they realized that the
 camel they were using for transportation was about to die.  They set up a
 make-shift camp, hoping someone would come to their rescue, but to no avail.
 Soon the camel died.
 
 After several days they started to realize that they were not going to be
 rescued and that they, too, may die.  They prayed a lot and discussed their
 predicament in great depth.
 
 Finally, the priest said to the nun, "You know, Sister, I am about to die, and
 there's always been one thing I've wanted here on earth - to see a woman
 naked.  Would you mind taking off your clothes so I can look at you?"  The nun
 thought about his request and eventually agreed to take off her clothes.  As
 she was doing so, she remarked, "Well, Father, now that I think about it, I've
 never seen a man naked, either.  Would you mind taking off your clothes, too?"
 
 With little hesitation, the priest also stripped.  The nun exclaimed in
 surprise, "Father!  What is that little thing hanging between your legs?"  The
 priest patiently answered, "That, my child, is a gift from God.  If I put it
 in you, it creates a new life."
 
 "Good heavens, Father," responded the nun immediately. "Don't worry about me!
 Stick it in the camel!"