Handyman Pick-Up Lines (as presented by actor/comedian Tim Allen)
 
 10. "Come to Home Depot often?"
 9.  "Need anything nailed?"
 8.  "I once installed a shampoo shelf for Fabio."
 7.  "I'm very good at tongue-and-groove work."
 6.  "I'm not really a handyman. I'm actually a TV star worth millions of
      dollars."
 5.  "Wanna get lathed?"
 4.  "Come over to 'this old house' and help me get out of 'these old pants'."
 3.  "Great spice rack!"
 2.  "You turn my two-by-four into a four-by-eight."
 1.  "It's tool time!"