How to Find the Driver's State
 
 One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: New York
 
 One hand on wheel, one finger out window: Chicago
 
 One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston
 
 One hand on wheel, one hand cradling cell phone in lap, brick on accelerator:
 California*
 
 * with gun also in lap: L.A.
 
 Both hands on top of wheel, one foot on brake, watching pedestrians cross
 against the light: San Francisco
 
 One hand on the wheel, one hand drumming (with drum stick) on the dashboard,
 laptop on top of the dashboard, left foot tapping, right foot on the
 accelerator, head bobbing from side to side: Silicon Valley, listening to KEZR
 
 Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror: Ohio,
 but driving in Boston.
 
 Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to
 someone in back seat: Italy
 
 Both hands praying to Gates, knee on wheel, cradling cell phone in lap, foot
 on brake, mind on Win95 GUI: Seattle
 
 Both hands on steering wheel in a relaxed posture, eyes constantly checking
 the rear-view mirror to watch for visible emissions from their own or
 another's car: Colorado
 
 One hand on steering wheel, yelling obscenities, the other hand waving a gun
 out the window and firing repeatedly, keeping a careful eye out for landmarks
 along the way so as to be able to come back and pick up any bullets that
 didn't hit other motorists so as not to litter: Colorado resident on spotting
 a car with New York plates.