Top Ten Slogans Currently Being Considered by Viagra:

 10. "Viagra. The quicker dicker upper"
 9.  "One-a-day, like iron"
 8.  "Get a piece of the rock"
 7.  "You've come a long way, baby"
 6.  "Viagra, it plumps when you take 'em"
 5.  "Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman
 4.  "Tastes great, more filling"
 3.  "Viagra, built ram tough"
 2.  "Here's the beef!"

 and the number one slogan being considered by Viagra:

 1.  "Just do her."

 Some honorable mentions:

 "We work harder, so you don't have to"
 "Ten inches long... and growing."
 "Viagra, when it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight"
 "Viagra, home of the whopper"
 "Viagra, Now is a great time to be silver"
 "This is your penis. This is your penis on Viagra. Any questions?"
 "Viagra, Reach out and touch someone"