10. Bitchin' motorcade from history class to language lab
 9.  You show up with beer coasters hand-knit by Betsy Ross
 8.  Your summer job next year: Ambassador to Belgium
 7.  Secret Service guys always available to buy you beer
 6.  Your care packages always include a tray of dad's "special" brownies
 5.  You become fourth in line for Presidency
 4.  At some point, you find yourself playing "quarters" with Ted Kennedy
 3.  When ordering from Domino's, you can take advantage of the President's
     volume discount
 2.  If you receive poor mark on test, you can have professor slapped around by
     Janet Reno
 1.  Somehow, you're not so embarrassed about your own father