The Top 10 Signs You're Addicted to the 'Net'
 
10. You wake up at 3 am to go to the bathroom and stop to check your E-mail on
    the way back to bed.
 
9.  You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator
    2 or higher."
 
8.  You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Dotcom.
 
7.  You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just
    pulled the plug on a loved one.
 
6.  You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your
    child in the overhead compartment.
 
5.  You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the
    free Internet access.
 
4.  You laugh at people with 2400-baud modems.
 
3.  You start using smiles in your snail mail.
 
2.  The last girl/guy you picked up was a JPEG.
 
and the #1 sign that you're addicted to the 'net'

Your hard drive crashes. You haven't logged in for two hours. You start to
twitch. You pick up the phone and manually dial your ISP's access number. You
try to hum to communicate with the modem. And... YOU SUCCEED!!!