1) Willowdale, Ore. - It's against the law for a husband to talk dirty during sex. 2) Alabama - A man cannot seduce a chaste woman by means of "temptation, deception, arts, flattery or a promise of marriage." 3) 14 States - Heterosexual oral sex is illegal. In 21 states, gay oral sex is illegal. 4) Newcastle, Wyo. - Couples are prohibited from having sex in a butcher's walk-in freezer. 5) Every state - It's illegal to have sex with a dead body. 6) Hawaii, Iowa, Maine and Mississippi - These states have the youngest age of sexual consent: 14. 7) Carlsbad, N.M. - It's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during lunch break as long as the car or van has drawn curtains. 8) Sioux Fall, S.D. - Every hotel room is required to have twin beds. The beds must remain a minimum of 2 ft apart when a couple rents the room for a single night. It's illegal to have sex on the floor between the beds. 9) Massachusetts - It's illegal for a hotel manager to allow a woman to room with more than one man for 30 days if the room is smaller than 400 feet. 10) Cleveland - Women are not allowed to wear patent leather shoes because they might reflect up her dress. 11) Mississippi - S & M is against the law. Specifically, "The depiction or description or flagellation or torture upon a person who is nude or clad in undergarments or in a bizarre or revealing costume for the purpose of sexual gratification." 12) Minnesota - Beastiality - "whoever carnally knows a dead body of animal or a bird is guilty" - is illegal. 13) Fairbanks, Alaska - It's illegal for two moose to have sex on the city sidewalks. 14) Ames, Iowa - A husband is now allowed to take more than three swallows of beer while in bed after having sex. 15) Connorsville, Wis. - It's illegal for a man to shoot a gun when his female partner has an orgasm. 16) 10 states - Cohabition is illegal.