FARTOLOGY
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 DISHONEST FARTERS      they who fart and blame the dog
 FOOLISH FARTERS        they who keep their farts inside
 PROMT FARTERS          they who always have a fart ready
 MISERABLE FARTERS      they who cannot fart
 STRATEGIC FARTERS      they who fart and cough at the same time
 CLEVER FARTERS         they who fart and cough at the same time
 DISAPPOINTED FARTERS   those whose farts do not emit odour
 ACUTE FARTERS          those whose fart smells indicate their recent diet
 MEAN FARTERS           they who fart in bed and shake covers over their spouse
 VAIN FARTERS           they who love the smell of their own farts
 AMIABLE FARTERS        they who love the smell of others farts
 CONFIDENT FARTERS      they who let out really loud farts
 SHY FARTERS            they who let out silent farts
 SCIENTIFIC FARTERS     they who bottle their own farts
 UNFORTUNATE FARTERS    they who start to fart but shit instead
 NERVOUS FARTERS        they who stop in mid fart
 HONEST FARTERS         they who confess to the fart
 JEALOUS FARTERS        they who claim the farts of others
 INSECURE FARTERS       they who compare their fart quality to others
 THE FARTERS FARTER     those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicle