DATING: The process of spending enormous amounts of money, time, and energy to
 get better acquainted with a person whom you don't especially like in the
 present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.

 EASY: A term used to describe a woman who has the morals of a man.

 EYE CONTACT: A method utilized by a single woman to communicate to a man that
 she is interested in him. Despite being advised to do so, many women have
 difficulty looking a man directly in the eyes, not necessarily due to the
 shyness, but usually due to the fact that a woman's eyes are not located in
 her chest.

 FRIEND: A member of the opposite sex in your acquaintance group who has some
 flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.

 INDIFFERENCE: A woman's feeling towards a man, which is interpreted by the man
 as "playing hard to get."

 IRRITATING HABIT: What the endearing little qualities that initially attract
 two people to each other turn into after a few months together.

 NYMPHOMANIAC: A man's (or woman's) term for a woman (or man) who wants to do
 it more often than he (or she) does.

 SOBER: A condition in which it is almost impossible to fall in love.

 ATTRACTION: The act of associating horniness with a particular person.

 LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT: What occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely
 choosy people meet.

 LAW OF RELATIVITY: How attractive a given person appears to be is directly
 proportionate to how unattractive your date is.