10 WORST CARTOON CHARACTERS OF ALL TIME
 
 #10 Tweety Bird: You know there's a problem when every single kid roots for
 the "hero" to be devoured in each episode. No sense of humor. No personality.
 Annoying voice. Plus he was always tattling. I knew kids like this growing up.
 Most of them ate paste, sat in the front of the bus, and got cool kids in
 trouble.
 
 #9 Grape Ape: A real moron. All he knows how to say is his name. And he does
 so non-stop for half an hour. I'd rather watch "Davey and Goliath covet their
 neighbor's model airplane."
 
 #8 Olive Oyl: Am I the only one out there who thought this was one lady NOT
 worth fighting over? And that's what they did every episode! She talks like
 Edith Bunker and looks like a pipe cleaner with a cheap hat. Hey, Popeye,
 you're a sailor... You can do better! Plus Olive can never decide if she wants
 to date that jerk Bluto or not. The girl is just bad news.
 
 #7 Petunia Pig: Remember her? Porky's girlfriend? Come on, who did they think
 they're fooling? We ALL KNOW PORKY IS GAY. So, what was the point of her? To
 make Porky look good? She's just a beard, an animated beard for the closeted.
 
 #6 Pebbles & Bam-Bam, as teenagers: What were they thinking? Were they trying
 to cash in on the "Joanie loves Chachi" thing? And how come every cartoon
 teenager plays in a crumby rock band? An awful, and thankfully shortlived,
 idea.
 
 #5 Pepe LePew: Hello, Warner Brothers, ever heard of sexual harassment? Let's
 take a good look at this character; a horny, rapist skunk who's attracted to
 other species! NOT good for the kids. Plus, worse still, he's French.
 
 #4 Alan, from Josie and the Pussy Cats: How weak was this "Fred" clone? They
 even gave him an ascot, for crying out loud. Well, I knew Fred. I grew up with
 Fred. Fred was like a friend of mine. Let me tell you something... You're no
 Fred.
 
 #3 Zan and Jana, the Wondertwins: How many times do we have to say it? Leave
 the crimefighting to the professionals! "Form of... an idiot!" They should
 have been voted out of the Hall of Justice a long time ago. There's no room
 for dead weight in this game.
 
 #2 Kazoo, from the Flintstones: It's like "Hmmm, a miniature, green spaceman
 who appears only to Fred Flintstone isn't enough of a stretch. I know! Let's
 give him a snotty London accent!" Um, could I get a drug test from Hanna
 Barbara, please?
 
 #1 Scrappy Doo: And, really, who else COULD it be? This guy ruined Scooby Doo!
 Just came in and ruined it! Scrappy is the Yoko Ono of Saturday morning
 cartoons. I can't even talk about it anymore. It's too upsetting.