John Bobbit's Prayer
 
                    Now I lay me down to sleep
                    I pray my penis I will keep
                   And if I wake and it is gone
                  I hope I'll find it on the lawn
 
                I hope the dog that's running free
                 Don't see that little part of me
                   And many cautions I must take
                 To keep that part I love to shake
 
                     Much attention must I pay 
                  To see the knives are put away
               The mower, chainsaw, and hatchet, too
              There's just no telling what she'll do
 
               So I cross my fingers, close my eyes,
               And cross my legs to avoid surprise!