A Chinese went to a bar to have some drinks. At the counter he sat next to a
Jew who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol. After a round of beer he
sensed that this Jewish fellow was glaring at him. In a flash the Chinese
crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the Jew.

Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?" The Jewish fellow
ranted, "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you sonafabitch! My dad
perished in that bombing!"

"I am not Japanese, you stupid nincompoop! I am an American... born and raised
in San Francisco!"

"Yeah yeah yeah... Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese... You are all the
same."

Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from
the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a
deadly snake fist to the Jew sending him flat to the floor.

"What the hell was that for?" exclaimed the Jew.

"That's for the sinking of the Titanic! I had ancestors on that ship!" the
Chinese replied.

"You ignorant chink! The Titanic was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the Jew.

"Yeah yeah yeah... Iceberg, Eisenberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg... You are all the
same!"