Two new elements have been discovered...

       Element       : WOMAN
       Symbol        : Wo
       Atomic Weight : 120 (more or less)

 Physical Properties:
   Generally round in form.
   Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime.
   Melts whenever treated properly.
   Very bitter if not used well.

 Chemical properties:
   Very active.
   Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.
   Violent when left alone.
   Able to absorb great amount of exotic food.
   Turns slightly green when placed beside a better specimen.
   Ages rapidly.

 Usage:
   Highly ornamental.
   An extremely good catalyst for disintegration of wealth.
   Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

 Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.


       Element        : MAN
       Symbol         : XY
       Common Name(s) : Varies anywhere from John to !@#$&*!
       Atomic Weight  : 180 +/-100

 Physical Properties:
   Solid at room temperature but easily gets bent out of shape.
   Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.
   Difficult to find a pure sample.
   Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as
   young, fresh samples.

 Chemical Properties:
   Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get.
   Also tends to form strong bonds with itself.
   Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of
   time.
   Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

 Usage:
   None really, except methane production.
   Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

 Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to
	  smell.