A man died and went to the gates of heaven. There he was met by St. Peter. St.
Peter asks the man for his name, but the man can't recall his name. St. Peter
is sitting at a terminal, so he asks for area the man lived in so he can do a
location search to find out who he is. Again, the man can't recall where he
lived or his name.

St. Peter asks him if he has any relatives, again he can't recall. Finally, St.
Peter asks if he has any kids. The man yells, yes, I do have a son. St. Peter
says, great, what's his name? Unfortunately, the man can't remember his name
either. With all the excitement, Jesus walks up behind St. Peter to see if
everything's okay.

St. Peter then asks if he has any distinguishing features. The man thinks and
says, "Yes, he has holes in his hands and in his feet." Jesus gasps and falls
to his knees, looking up at the man, his eyes welling up with tears and manages
to whisper, "Father?" The man then shouts back, "Pinocchio?"