MY FIRST TIME EVER The sky was dark The moon was high All alone, just her and I Her hair so soft Her eyes so blue I knew just what she wanted to do. Her skin so soft Her legs so fine I ran my fingers down her spine. I didn't know how But I tried my best I started by placing My hands on her breast. I remember my fear. My fast beating heart, But slowly she spread Her legs apart. And when I did it, I felt no shame All at once The white stuff came. At last it's finished It's all over now. My first time ever At milking a cow.