Two mice were sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub. The first
mouse looks over to his friend and, referring to the toilet, asks, "Wanna go
for a swim?"

The second mouse quickly replies, "Oh no! I'm never going in there again!!!"

"Why not?" says the first mouse.

"Well," starts his friend, "I was in there about a week ago swimming around and
minding my own business and, all of a sudden, it got real dark. It started
raining. It started thundering. And if somebody hadn't thrown me a log, I would
have drowned!"