BATHROOM QUOTES

The best way to a man's heart is to saw his breast plate open.
* Women's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die.
* Men's restroom, Murphy's, Champaign, IL

Remember, it's not "How high are you?" It's "Hi, how are you?"
* Rest stop off Route 81. West Virginia.

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up
with her crap.
* Men's Room, Linda's Bar and Grill. Chapel Hill, North Carolina.

To do is to be.       -Descartes
To be is to do.       -Voltaire
Do be do be do.       -Frank Sinatra
* Men's restroom, Greasewood Flats. Scottsdale, Arizona.

At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
* Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, Arizona.

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
* Written in the dust on the back of a bus. Wickenburg, Arizona.

Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married!
* Women's restroom, The Filling Station. Bozeman, Montana.

God is dead.  -Nietzsche
Nietzsche is dead.  -God
* The Tombs Restaurant. Washington, D.C.

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
* Revolution Books. New York, New York.

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have
trouble with it.
* Women's restroom, Dick's Last Resort. Dallas, Texas.

Express Lane: Five beers or less
* Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic's. Pheonix, AZ.

You're too good for him.
* Sign over mirror in Women's restroom, Ed Debevic's. Beverly Hills, CA.

No wonder you always go home alone.
* Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's. Beverly Hills, CA.