Bill Clinton, Boris Yeltsin, and Bill Gates were called in by God.  God
 informed them that he was very unhappy about what was going on in this world.
 Since things were so bad he told the three that he was destroying the Earth in
 3 days.  They were all allowed to return to their homes and businesses and
 tell their friends and colleagues what was happening.  God did tell them
 though that no matter what they did he was *not* changing his mind.  So...
 
 Bill Clinton went in and told his staff, "I have good news and bad news for
 you.  First the good news - there *is* a God.  The bad news is that he is
 destroying the Earth in 3 days."
 
 Boris went back and told his staff that he had bad news and bad news.  The
 first was... there *is* a God.  The second was that he was destroying the
 Earth in 3 days.
 
 Bill Gates went back and told his staff, "I have good news and good news.
 First, God thinks I am one of the 3 most important people in the world.  The
 second is... you don't have to fix the bugs in Win95!"