There was a man who had three girlfriends, but he did not know which one to
 marry. So he decided to give each one $5,000 and see how each of them spent
 the money.

 The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new
 clothes, a new hairdo, manicure, pedicure, the works, and told the man, "I
 spent the money so I could look pretty for you because I love you so much."

 The second one went out and bought new golf clubs, a CD player, a television,
 and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, "I bought these gifts for you
 with the money because I love you so much."

 The third one took the $5,000 and invested it in the stock market, doubled her
 investment, returned the original $5,000 to the man and reinvested the rest.
 She said, "I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love
 you so much."

 The man thought long and hard about how each of the women had spent the money
 and decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.