This straight guy walks into a bar and suddenly realizes it's a gay bar. He
 feels uncomfortable, but says to himself, "What the heck. I really just want a
 drink!" When the waiter approaches, he asks the customer, "What's the name of
 your penis?" The customer says, "Look.  I'm just not into that. All I want is
 a drink." The waiter says, "I'm sorry sir, but I can't serve you until you
 tell me the name of your penis." So the customer says, "Alright. First of all,
 what's the name of your penis?" The waiter says, "NIKE... You know, JUST DO
 IT!" The customer thinks for a moment and says, "The name of my penis is
 SECRET." The waiter says, "SECRET?" The customer says, "Yeah... STRONG ENOUGH
 FOR A MAN BUT MADE FOR A WOMAN!"