A horse and a rabbit were frolicing in a meadow.  When the horse got stuck in
 a mud bog.
 
 The horse said to the rabbit, "Help, I'm stuck in this mud bog and I am
 sinking.  Quick, go get the farmer."
 
 The rabbit quickly hopped to the farm and searched for the farmer, but he
 could not find him.  So he grabbed some rope and hopped in the farmer's
 Mercedes and drove to where the horse was stuck.
 
 When he arrived he threw one end of the rope to the horse and tied the other
 end to the bumper to the Mercedes.  He hopped in the car and pulled the horse
 out.
 
 A week later, the horse and rabbit were in the meadows again when this time
 the rabbit got stuck in the mud bog.
 
 The rabbit said to the horse, "Help, I'm stuck in the mud and I am sinking.
 Please go get the farmer."
 
 The horse said, "You know, I bet I can stradle that mud bog."  And he did.  He
 then said, "Now grab my tallywacker and pull yourself out of the mud."
 
 The rabbit pulled himself out and was safe.
 
 The moral of the story is, "When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a
 Mercedes!"