An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps
went to a bar and ordered a drink.

As he sat there sipping his whiskey, a young lady sat down next to him. After
she ordered her drink she turned to the cowboy and asked him, "Are you a real
cowboy?" To which he replied, "Well, I have spent my whole life on the ranch,
herding cows, breaking horses, mending fences. I guess I am."

After a short while he asked her what she was. She replied, "I've never been on
a ranch, so I'm not a cowboy, but I am a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking
about women. As soon as I get up in the morning I think about women. When I
eat, shower, watch TV, everything seems to make me think of women."

A short time later she left and the cowboy ordered another drink. A couple sat
down next to him and asked, "Are you a real cowboy?" To which he replied, "I
always thought I was, but I just found out that I'm a lesbian."