Dormitory = Dirty Room
 Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
 Western Union = No Wire Unsent
 The Country Side = No City Dust Here
 Evangelist = Evil's Agent
 Astronomers = Moon starers
 Desperation = A Rope Ends It
 The Morse Code = Here Come Dots
 Slot Machines = Cash Lost in'em
 Disraeli = I lead, Sir.
 Mother-in-law = Woman Hitler
 Silicon Graphics = A Long Chip Crisis
 The United States of America = Attaineth its cause, freedom
 Statue of Liberty = Built to Stay Free
 Raiders of the Lost Ark = Ford, the Real Star, is OK
 The Towering Inferno = Not Worth Fire Engine
 William Jefferson Clinton = Firm clean fellow. Joint? Sin!
 George Bush = He bugs Gore
 Ronald Reagan = A darn long era
 The best things in life are free = Nail-biting refreshes the feet
 That's one small step for a man, one giant leap for mankind = A thin man ran;
    makes a large stride; left planet, pins flag on moon! On to Mars!