/* TOP SECRET Microsoft(c) Code Project: Chicago (tm) Protected release-date: Spring 1996 */ #include "studio.h" #include "dos.h" #include "conio.h" #include "win31.h" #include "evenmore.h" #include "oldstuff.h" #include "billrulz.h" /* Reference: Internal memo #99281-95 from: William H. Gates III to Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project William H. Gates III wrote: "I have serious doubts about the 'EASY' installation-definition. It might prevent customers to think that they actully bought something _good_. Therefore I want the installation-definition to be 'HARD'. Carry on, Bill" */ #define INSTALL = HARD void main() { while(!CRASHED) { display_copyright_message(); display_bill_rules_message(); do_nothing_loop(); if(first_time_installation) { make_50megabyte_swapfile(); do_nothing_loop(); totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system(); search_and_destroy_the_rest_of_OS/2(); hang_system(); } write_something(anything); display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); do_some_stuff(); if(still_not_crashed) { display_copyright_message(); do_nothing_loop(); basically_run_windows_3.1(); do_nothing_loop(); do_nothing_loop(); } } /* Reference: Internal memo #99683-95 from: Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project to William H. Gates III Executive managers Chicago(tm)-project wrote: "Dear Sir, Since we have found that this last piece of code within the 'if' statemant will never execute, we decided NOT to include it in the final code. This way we will save at least another 5 megabytes of consumer diskspace! Thank you for listening to us, the executive managers of the Chicago(tm)-project" */ /* if (still_not_crashed) { write_cheer(); finished(); } */ create_general_protection_fault(); }