A burglar got into a house one night. Shining his flashlight on the floor in
 the dark, he heard a voice saying, "Jesus is watching you." He looked around
 nervously, shook his head, and kept looking for valuables.

 He again heard, "Jesus is watching you." This time, he shone his light all
 over and it rested on a parrot. He asked, "Did you say that?"

 The parrot admitted that he had. "I'm just trying to warn you, that's all."

 The burglar said, "Warn me, huh? Who are you? What's your name?"

 "Moses," replied the parrot.

 "Well, what kind of stupid people would name a parrot Moses?"

 The bird answered, "I don't know. I guess the same folks who would name a
 Rottweiler Jesus!"