A man walks into a bar one night and sees three jars of money on a shelf on
 the back wall.  He asks the bartender what the jars are all about.  The
 bartender informs him that they are tests of manhood.  The man asks the
 bartender to elaborate.  The bartender begins by telling him that the first
 jar contains $50.  To win the $50 dollars a man has to go to the end of the
 bar and knock out the biker sitting on the last stool.  The man looks to the
 end of the bar and sees a big burly biker.  He says to the bartender, "I bet
 that money's been there a while."  The bartender says yes and proceeds to tell
 him that the second jar contains $100.  To win the contents in that jar a man
 has to go to the room behind the bar and remove a bad tooth from the
 rottweiler.  The man gets up and takes a look at the animal in the back and
 sees a 200lb dog with a curled lip and large teeth.  He goes to sit back down
 and tells the bartender that he can really understand why that jar is still
 there.  The bartender then tells him that in the third jar there is $300 and
 to win that money a man has to have sex with the fattest, ugliest woman in the
 bar three times.  The man looks at that woman and thinks to himself, "I
 wouldn't even try it."

 The man begins to drink and after he gets a bit of a buzz going he walks to
 the end of the bar and in one punch, he lays the biker down.  All of the
 patrons in the bar go wild.  Everyone is cheering and whooping and hollering.
 The man wins the money and buys everyone a drink.  He ends up spending all $50
 on drinks and gets completely drunk.  Everyone in the bar waits in
 anticipation as they watches the man get up and walk to the back room.  They
 all listened intently as the rottweilers growls and snarls turned to whimpers
 and howls.  The man walks out of the back room and says, "All right.  Where's
 the bitch with the bad tooth?"