** TOP 10 ADVERTISING SLOGANS FOR WINDOWS 95

10. Windows 95 - Welcome to the biggest beta test in the world.
9.  Windows 95 - And you get to do it all OVER again next year for Windows 96.
8.  Windows 95 - MS/DOS gets another coat of paint.
7.  Windows 95 - Now we are only 10 years behind MAC O/S!
6.  Windows 95 - If you don't like it... byte me!
5.  Windows 95 - Now Gates can buy France.
4.  Windows 95 - Ten pounds of hype in a five pound bag.
3.  Windows 95 - Can you say planned obsolescence?
2.  Windows 95 - The "revenge-of-the-nerds" becomes reality.
1.  Windows 95 - IBM who?

Top 10 things people think the "95" in "Windows 95" really stands for:

10. The number of floppies it will ship on.
9.  The percentage of people who will have to upgrade their hardware.
8.  The number of megabytes of disk space required.
7.  The number of pages in the Easy-Install manual.
6.  The percentage of existing programs that won't run under the new operating
    system.
5.  The number of minutes to install.
4.  The number of calls for technical support before it will work.
3.  The total number of people who actually pay for the upgrade.
2.  The required speed of the CPU in MHz.
1.  The year it was due to ship.

Top 10 Rolling Stones songs that would be more appropriate than "Start Me Up"
for the Windows 95 commercial:

10. Just My Imagination
9.  I'm Going Down
8.  Let It Bleed
7.  Gimme Shelter
6.  Bitch
5.  Shattered
4.  Play With Fire
3.  (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction
2.  You Can't Always Get What You Want
1.  19th Nervous Breakdown