Here I sit, broken-hearted,
 All logged in, but work unstarted.
 First net.this and net.that,
 And a hot buttered bun for net.fat.
 
 The boss comes by, and I play the game,
 Then I turn back to net.flame.
 Is there a cure (I need your views),
 For someone trapped in net.news?
 
 I need your help, I say 'tween sobs,
 'Cause I'll soon be listed in net.jobs.