Olaf died in a fire and his body was so badly burned that the morgue needed
someone to I.D. the body. So they called up his two friends Swen and Lars to
come and try to I.D. the body.

Swen went in and the mortician pulled back the sheet and Swen said, "Ya, he's
burnt pretty bad. Roll him over." So the mortician rolled him over and Swen
looked at his ass and said, "No, dat ain't Olaf." The mortician didn't say
anything but thought that was kind of strange.

Then he brought in Lars to I.D. the body and Lars looked at him and said, "Ya,
he's burnt real bad. Roll him over." The mortician rolled him over and Lars
looked down at his ass and said, "No, dat ain't Olaf."

The mortician said, "How can you tell?"
Lars said, "Well, Olaf had two assholes."
"What? He had two assholes?" said the mortician.
"Ya, everyone in town knew he had two assholes. Everytime the three of us went
to town, everyone would say 'Here comes Olaf with them two assholes!'"