Top Ten Good Things About The Dallas Cowboys...

 10. distracts media from otherwise important topics like world and national
     events.

 9. gives new employment opportunities to junkies.

 8. makes hockey players seem "kinder and gentler".

 7. they double as batman bad-guys.

 6. provide plenty of footage for "monday night football", "america's most
    wanted" and "cops".

 5. they usually improve quality of texas correction system football league.

 4. at least they don't wear pink sweaters like andy g.

 3. good example of what NOT to do with a camcorder.

 2. excellent role models for impressionable young thugs and hooligans.

 1. crack dealers so busy selling drugs to them they have no time to sell drugs
    to your kids.