The Top 15 Rejected Slogans for the Movie "Volcano" 15> "You've Never Cheered For a Volcano... UNTIL NOW!!!" 14> "Ever wonder where all the really stupid geologists live? Wonder no more!" 13> "Whoa, like, downtown's blowin' chunks, Dude!" 12> "Volcano - The biggest thing in L.A. since John Holmes died." 11> "Beats the Crap Out of 'Dante's Peak,' *PLUS* There's No Pierce Brosnan!" 10> "Oozing eruptions, burning flows and gaseous emissions - Imagine what L.A. would be like if we threw in a volcano!" 9> "Show me the Magma!" 8> "The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!" 7> "L.A. is Flambi!" 6> "And the 405 is backed up to the 10 due to a volcanic explosion. Over on the 610 interchange..." 5> "120 Minutes of Melting Artificial Breasts!" 4> "L.A. BLOWS!" 3> "This Time, It's NOT a Dry Heat!" 2> "Earthquake, Schmearthquake" and the Number 1 Rejected Slogan for the Movie "Volcano"... 1> "Beverly Hills, 90210 Degrees"