A young boy walking home from school must pass by a group of hookers working
their corner.  Everyday as he walks by them, the hookers wave at him with their
pinkies and say, "Hi there, little boy!"

One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they always wave at him
with their pinkies. She replies, "Well, that's how big we think your penis is.
It's just a joke!"

The next day on his way home, the hookers repeat the pattern. 

The young boy stops and drops his school books on the ground, sticks all his
fingers in his mouth to stretch his lips very wide and shouts, "HI THERE,
LADIES!"