Some Gangsters think of robbing a bank. They think of the best plan that can be
made and start to work. A day or two later they are able to get into the bank.
There were hundreds of safes.

They open the first safe and the only thing they find in there is a vanilla
pudding. The Head Gangster says, "OK, at least we can eat it." So they eat the
pudding.

They open up the second safe and there stays another pudding. So they devoure
it, too. This process goes on for the rest of the day until all the safes are
opened. There were no money nor jewelry. "Well," they say, "at least there is
something for us to eat."

Next day, on the news: "Yesterday the biggest sperm bank in the USA was robbed
by an unknown group of people."