HUMOROUS BUMPER STICKERS

"Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine."

"Time is what keeps everything from happening at once."

"I love cats... They taste just like chicken."

"The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."

"REHAB is for quitters."

"I get enough exercise just pushing my luck!"

"E. coli Happens"

"I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling 
like the passengers in his car..."

"It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you."

"Nobody's ugly after 2 a.m.!"

"Friends don't let Friends drive Naked."

"No Radio - Already Stolen"

"Where there's a will, I want to be in it!"

"Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!"

"Forget about World Peace... Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!"

"We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated."

"Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. -Dorothy."