YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...

 * You consider McDonald's "real food"

 * You actually like doing laundry at home

 * 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends

 * It starts getting late on the weeknights

 * Two miles is not too far to walk for a party

 * You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it

 * You'd rather clean than study

 * "Oh fuck how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a
   night

 * Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal

 * Minesweeper is more than a game; it's a way of life

 * You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps

 * You know the pizza boy by name

 * You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark

 * You live for getting mail

 * Looking out the window is a form of entertainment

 * Prank phone calls become funny again

 * It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on

 * World wars can take place and you are clueless (no connection to the outside
   world)

 * You start thinking and sounding like your roommate

 * Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth

 * Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime

 * You find out milk crates have so many uses

 * Wal-Mart is the coolest store

 * The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday
   night)