Fred and Edith are living in the Old Folks Home. One day, Fred says to Edith, "Hey, Edith! You wanna go for a boat ride?" Edith says, "Sure!" So there they are paddling along... and they come to a fork in the river. Fred says, pointing to the left and then to the right, "Edith, up or down?" Edith says, "What?" Fred, again, pointing to the left and then to the right, says, "Up... or down?" Well, Edith starts RIPPING her clothes off, then rips the clothes right off of Fred's back and starts screwing the hell out of him! When they're finished, Fred rows back to the Old Folks Home extremely happy. The next week, Fred says, "Edith, (wink, wink) wanna go for a boat ride? (wink, wink)" Edith says, "Why, sure!" So there they go, Fred paddling like a madman, trying to reach the fork in the river. They reach the fork and Fred turns anxiously to Edith and says, "Edith! Up or down?" Edith looks at the fork in the river and says, "Oh... Up, I guess." Fred looks at her confused and repeats, "Edith... UP or DOWN?" Edith, again looks at the fork and repeats, "UP." Fred, looking quite confused says, "Edith... what is with you? Last week I said 'up or down' and you tore your clothes off and screwed me like a mad woman!" Edith, shocked, says, "Is THAT what you said? UP or DOWN? Ohmygosh... My hearing aid was in the shop getting fixed last week... I thought you said 'Fuck or Drown'!"