- If you throw a cat out a car window does it become kitty litter? - If corn oil comes from corn, where does baby oil come from? - If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex in the box? - When a cow laughs does milk come up its nose? - Why do they put braille on the number pads of drive-through bank machines? - How did a fool and his money GET together? - If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan? - How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign? - If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them? - What's another word for thesaurus? - Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? - What do they use to ship styrofoam? - Why is abbreviation such a long word? - Why is there an expiration date on my sour cream container? - Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets? - How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes? - Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny? - Does 'virgin wool' come from sheep the shepherd hasn't caught yet? - When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn? - Does fuzzy logic tickle? - Do blind Eskimos have seeing-eye sled dogs? - Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? - Why do they call it a TV set when you only get one? - Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives? - If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer? - What was the best thing before sliced bread?