Punchlines to Dirty Baseball Jokes (Presented by the San Francisco Giants) 10. "When he pops one up, he really pops one up." (Pitcher Doug Creek) 9. "And she said, 'How do you get it to curve like that?'" (Shortstop Rich Aurilia) 8. "Holy Cow, I can't believe it. Another trip to the mound." (Pitcher Rod Beck) 7. "That's the biggest strike zone I've ever seen." (Pitcher Rich Delucia) 6. "So his wife says, 'It's not a Ball Park, Frank, but it plumps when I cook it.'" (Second Baseman Steve Scarsone) 5. "The last time I caught fungoes, I was in Mexico." (Pitcher Steve Bourgeois) 4. "Just pretend you're Bill Buckner. Let it go between your legs." (Rightfielder Dave McCarty) 3. "All I know is, it had pinstripes." (Centerfielder Marvin Benard) 2. "Whoops, I thought you said Orel Hershiser." (Leftfielder Mel Hall) 1. "It's not a Louisville Slugger, but keep choking up." (former SF Giant J.R. Phillips)