ONLY IN MERRY OLDE ENGLAND (actual trial)

 A young woman who was several months pregnant boarded a bus. When she noticed
 a young man smiling at her she began feeling humiliated on account of her
 condition. She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and
 then on her fourth move he burst out laughing. She had him arrested and when
 the case came before the court this was the man's reply when asked why he
 acted in such a manner: "When the lady boarded the bus I couldn't help
 noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisment which read "Coming
 Soon The Gold Dust Twins," then she moved under one that read "Sloans
 Liniments remove Swelling." I was even more amused when she sat under a
 shaving advertisment which read "William Stick Did The Trick." Then I could
 not control myself any longer when on the fourth move she sat under an
 advertisment which read "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident."

 He won the case.