1. Wants & needs (wontz and nedz) n.
    female: The delicate balance of emotional, physical and psychological
    longing one seeks to have fulfilled in a relationship.
    male: Food, sex and beer.

 2. Communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
    female: The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
    male: Scratching out a note before suddenly taking off for a weekend with
    the guys.

 3. Butt (but) n.
    female: The body part that every item of clothing manufactured makes "look
    bigger."
    male: The organ used for mooning (and farting).

 4. Commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
    female: A desire to get married and raise a family.
    male: Not trying to pick up other women while out with one's girlfriend.

 5. Entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
    female: A good movie, concert, play or book.
    male: Anything with one ball, two folds, or three stooges.

 6. Flatulence (flach-u-lens) n.
    female: An embarrassing byproduct of digestion.
    male: An endless source of enterainment, self-expression and male bonding.

 7. Glass ceiling (glas see-ling) n.
    female: The invisible barrier that stops women from rising to the upper
    levels in business.
    male: What would really be great at work since that hot babe took over the
    office one flight up.

 8. Lesbian (lez-bi-an) n.
    female: A woman who makes love to other women.
    male: A woman who has sex with other women so men can watch and get really
    turned on.

 9. Making love (may-king luv) n.
    female: The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
    male: What men have to call "boinking" to get women to boink.

 10. Remote control (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
     female: A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
     male: A device for scanning through all 75 channels every 2 1/2 minutes.

 11. Taste (tayst) v.
     female: Something you do frequently to whatever you're cooking, to make
     sure it's good.
     male: Something you must do to anything you think has gone bad, prior to
     tossing it out.

 12. Thingie (thing-ee) n.
     female: Any part under a car's hood.
     male: The strapfastener on a woman's bra.

 13. Vulnerable (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
     female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
     male: Playing ball without a cup.