You Know You Are In San Francisco When...

Your co-worker tells you they have 8 body piercings but none are visible.

You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a house.

You take a bus and are shocked at 2 people carrying on a conversation in
English.

You can't remember... is pot illegal?

You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm
donor.

A really great parking space can move you to tears.

Your child's 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is named
"Breeze." And, after telling that to a friend, they still need to ask if the
teacher is male or female.

You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between yoga,
aromatherapy, conversational mandarin or a building your own web site class.

You keep a list of companies to boycott.

Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who delivers your
mail is straight and your Mary Kay Lady is a guy in drag.